Well, the people has spoken and the guy who nobody thought could win the election just did so. How did this happen? Well, there are many theories and I am certain these will be studied centuries down the road in many History classrooms across the globe. Let us just hope that it will not be aliens, many thousands of years down the road, the ones asking the question: “What the heck happened here?” as they gaze into a completely obliterated , once fruitful, planet Earth.
Today I am afraid. Our new President has been compared to one of the most atrocious leaders in the history of the human race. Of course in my joke I go into suggesting they are both the same entity, but the truth is that I don’t believe in reincarnation. This gives me hope.
Because I think it is pretty obvious the atrocious Hitler was kind of a genius, whereas The Donald has just been quite the lucky dude. They may have both risen to power by employing not so politically correct techniques such as fear, racism and all sort of deplorable behaviors.
Now, I am not an expert in German history, but it is my impression that Hitler was an amazing orator, whereas Trump is hardly so. Trump is just a lucky guy who happened to be in the right place in the right moment. The people of the US want change and electing an ex-president’s wife can hardly be considered change. Instead of continuing the Clinton Dynasty, which didn’t prove to be that great of an idea when we continued the Bush Dynasty, was not really an option.
Now, it is possible that in the event that I ever get famous with this dinky little comic blog, I am going to get some heat because of the atrocious act of suggesting that Trump is Hitler’s reincarnation. But like I said, I don’t believe in reincarnation. Plus if reincarnation was real, clearly Hitler can’t reincarnate in another evil dude because according to one of reincarnation’s main tenet, you are supposed to move towards different experiences in order to reach Nirvana. Not the band, of course…
And then is the matter that we really don’t know if Trump will end up being an evil dude. In fact, I am pretty much certain not even himself knows what kind of president he will end up being!
Time will tell what the heck happens here, but my theory is that Trump will be one of the most weird presidents in the history of the nation. There will be change, rest assured. The term “Politically Correct” has been redefined. And of course the economy will plunge and somehow the republicans will find that it was the democrat’s fault. But hey, insanity is not meant to be sane…